Miley Friday

Im sorry Miley is late guys - Nigeria is killing me, along with Jacques bosses.

So without further ado...

Happy Friday!

So here we are again - amazing how quickly Friday has yet again snuck up upon us.

Before we begin I should say that I'm not quite in Nigeria, but work has begun and I'll be there on Monday it seems. My last weekend of civilization for a while is upon me. Tragic times these.

Anyway Miley Friday, awesome as ever and as an added bonus it's Miley's birthday on Monday so expect more on that...

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're welcome.

Miley Friday

With what seems a glorious victory looming for Miley in the poll today - not that I didn't expect it - I present to you this week's Miley Friday.

There is quite a mix this week from Miley's Halloween pictures to concert screen captions, a Sugar magazine cover and a return of Miley and friends (including Demi Lovato and that girl with the hair).

So without further ado...

 

 

 

 

 

So there you have it - I hope you'll all enjoy this as much as I did.

Happy Friday!

And you're welcome!

P.S. See how I snuck that in there little communist man?

Miley Monday

I must apologise for missing the most important day of the week on Friday.

It wasn't easy for me to not issue Miley Friday as I should have, but unfortunately there were more pressing matters to see to - I'm sure you'll understand that more pressing than Miley is super-duper importnant and needed to be done at the time!

So, without further ado, here she is....and to the "Ginge" - I'd take her over any of those from Saturday night.

 

 

 

 

Makes u wonder, doesn't it?

And...

You're welcome.

Defend Miley's Honour - Again

Yes this "True Story" breaks on the eve of "Miley Friday". It seems, as my niece would say, "jealousy makes you nasty" is proved true again.

Miley Cyrus has been voted as the "worst celebrity influence of 2009" by JSYK.com. What's worse is that the sight is aimed at (and thus the voters are) teenagers. Kids suck! Honestly, she was voted worse than Britney Spears and Kanye West - they're "killing me".

The whole sad story is here News24.

An extract...

Los Angeles - Miley Cyrus, one of Disney's hottest stars of the past three years with hit records and hit films, has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009 by the very people who made her a star, tweens and teens, according to an online poll on Wednesday.

Cyrus, 16, took 42% of votes in the poll for AOL's JSYK.com (Just So You Know) website aimed at 9-15 year-olds, pushing Britney Spears and rapper Kanye West into second and third places, respectively, in a section on worst celebrity influences of the year.

This makes me sad, it really does.

But, it gets even worse for Miley, for you see her stalker is off the hook!

Savannah - A Georgia grand jury has refused to indict a 53-year-old on charges of attempting to stalk teen star Miley Cyrus as she filmed a movie.

The grand jury decided on Wednesday that prosecutors failed to present sufficient evidence to indict Mark McLeod of Appling, Georgia, on charges of attempted stalking, obstruction of a police officer and disturbing the peace.

McLeod has been jailed since August 4 after police arrested him twice on Tybee Island, where 16-year-old Cyrus was filming The Last Song.

Police say McLeod told them he was engaged to marry the Hannah Montana star and resisted being escorted from the set.

A spokesperson for Chatham County District Attorney Larry Chisolm said he had no immediate comment, but was working on a statement. McLeod remained in jail on Wednesday.

You must be joking! Source News24.

So in an effort to restore some form of dignity for our beloved Miley I give you...

I Love Miley...Friday

True story.

Today is a great day. I feel that the Miley Friday you are about to see is some of her/my best work to date.

I have chosen for you two photoshoots done by a chap called Michael Lavine. Miley looks possibly too good in these. You should recognise the one but the other is fresh!

I expect to receive comments such as: Captain, this is too awesome, the awesomeness is overwhelming.

Deal with it. You deserve this. And do yourselves a favour and click on the images and see them in their full glorious size.

 

I know, almost too wonderfully brilliant and fantastic for words - but that's how Miley rolls.

Today, more than most days - you're welcome! Happy Friday.

Defend Miley's Honour!

Recently a tragic event occurred. Dear Miley and Kim Cattrall pitched up at some shindig wearing the same outfit - tragic I know. But, what's worse is that people seem to think it has come down do a vote on who looks better in said outfit.

Now I will admit that I might have an ever so slightly biased opinion on the matter but I put that aside when casting my most objective vote on the matter. The vote I'm talking about, or poll, was posted on the Women24 website. It's great to note the title they have given the post "Mutton and Lamb" - love it! I implore you to visit them here, Women24, and make the right choice - Miley Cyrus.

I don't want you to vote purely because I say so, but rather because it's the right thing to do!

In case you're wondering, this is the supposed "competition".

See how Miley looks at Kim Cattrall, all the time Miley knowing that she's "killing it". I think she must be laughing hysterically inside.

But it just goes to prove how HUGE Miley is in the celeb world. Even the has-beens are trying to be like her.

Remember to vote! Women24

Miley - well done love

Miley Friday

It's that time again - Miley Friday - what joy!

 

 

 

 

Do yourselves a favour and watch Hannah Montana today at 16:00, 18:35 or 20:40 on the Disney channel. Or tomorrow or Sunday or ... you catch my drift.

You are most welcome and HAPPY FRIDAY!

"Ho White" beer advertisment

Yip, it's true. "Snow White" has changed her tune and in keeping up with the times, "Ho White" is born!

A beer company has launched (and now seemingly ceased) an ad campaign using "Ho White" as thier mascot/model - call her what you like.

I thought it was pretty funny, but Disney (the birthplace my my beloved Miley) does not agree - basically they're kakking themselves over the whole issue.

This is what it looks like...

Ho White in action.

Some versions of the original story Sky News and AdelaideNow.

Payment of me debt...

Yes it's a True Story - I have a debt to pay.

But no ordinary kind of debt, no sir. You see, as I returned to my desk after having performed some slave labour yesterday I was greeted by a most glorious site. A life sized Miley poster was hanging above my blogging station.

I must admit, I was speechless but very touched by the thought and consideration of it all.

Thus, I see it only fitting that I repay those little Miley poster fairies for their kind addition to my life.

So, upon request from "SMC Model" and "that guy Debbie wants to feed", I give to you Taylor Swift and Shakira...

 

 

 

That was for SMC Model, and now for "that guy who Debbie wants to feed"

 

 

 

Thanks again guys!